Today jokes
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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !
How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.
What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !
Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton.
A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "It's natural."
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.
A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. "It has more vitamin C than an orange," she remarked. "And more hair than Dad," added their son.