Today jokes
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Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !
Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !
Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference !
What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses !
What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !
What was Camelot famous for ? It's knight life !
When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ? When they had lots of sleepless knights !
What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !