Today jokes
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Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !
What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !
Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !
How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.
What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk? A bird that stinks to high heaven.
What does an educated owl say? Whom.
What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?
What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.
What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.
What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo.