Today jokes
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Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file!
Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.
Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck.
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man.