Today jokes
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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!
What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show? I wish I could hear you whinnie.
What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!