Today jokes
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Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
Q. Why did the belt go to jail? A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania
Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up
Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!
What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.
Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach.