New jokes
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What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi !
What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast !
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off !
What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !
Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !
What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !
What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !