Today jokes
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Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's? A: A blonde serves more people in a night.
Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team.
Q: Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's? A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter, and they don't mind if you bring friends.
Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick.