Random Quotes
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Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.Evan Davis
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.Lyman Beecher
I married beneath me - all women do.Nancy Astor
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.Unknown
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.Eric Hoffer
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.Fred Allen
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.Redd Foxx
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.Chauncey Depew
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.Voltaire
This poem will never reach its destination.Voltaire