Random Quotes
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.Clarence Darrow
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.Voltaire
The superfluous is very necessary.Voltaire
It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.Voltaire
A witty saying proves nothing.Voltaire
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.Voltaire
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.
One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that, in contrast to the popular conception supported by newspapers and mothers of scientists, a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also just stupid.J. D. Watson, "The Double Helix"
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.Wernher von Braun
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.Harlan Ellison