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Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.

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Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.

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It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do.

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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

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A cult is a religion with no political power

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There are few minds to which tyranny is not delightful.

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I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing commercials on my television set are slightly repulsive -- like famine victims.

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My schoolmates would make love to anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

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A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.

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There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers.

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