Random Quotes
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The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.Willem de Kooning
Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.Stephen Vizinczey
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.Doug Larson
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose courage in considering you own imperfections but instantly set about remedying them - every day begin the task anew.Saint Francis de Sales
He talked with more claret than clarity.Susan Ertz
Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.William Hazlitt
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.Tom Masson
We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.Charles Caleb Colton
The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous.Shana Alexander
There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.Mark Twain, Following the Equator (1897)