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Are you so unobservant that you do not yet realize that sanity and hapiness are an impossible combination?

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I, John Brown, am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away but with blood. I had, as I now think vainly, flattered myself that, without very much bloodshed, it might be done.

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A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man

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I am not a great cook, I am not a great artist, but I love art, and I love food, so I am the perfect traveller.

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In the end, everything is a gag.

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There are people who make things happen,
those who watch what happens,
and those who wonder what happened.

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I was born at the age of 12 on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot.

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I sing all kinds.

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Man, I was tame compared to what they do now, are you kidding ? All that I ever did was just jiggle.

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Take care of the fans and they will sure as hell take care of you.

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