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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

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Only the mediocre are always at their best.

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The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.

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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.

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I never know how much of what I say is true.

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For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.

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Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

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I improve on misquotation.

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