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Grief is a species of idleness.

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It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of a new system. For the initiator has the enmity of all who would profit by the preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defenders in those who would gain by the new ones.

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Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead

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Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.

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Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God is himself mad.

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War is like love; it always finds a way.

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There are three terrible ages of childhood - 1 to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30.

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There is no great concurrence between learning and wisdom

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Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

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