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That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet.

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The power to tax, once conceded, has no limits; it contains until it destroys.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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True friendship is seen through the heart not through the eyes.

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How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.

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A fool cannot be protected from his folly. If you attempt to do so, you will not only arouse his animosity but also you will be attempting to deprive him of whatever benefit he is capable of deriving from experience. Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

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Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.

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A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - and neither can stop the march of events.

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Remind me to write an article on the compulsive reading of news. The theme will be that most neuroses can be traced to the unhealthy habit of wallowing in the troubles of five billion strangers.

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The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance.

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