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Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.

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Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.

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To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.

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The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

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When anger rises, think of the consequences.

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We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.

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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

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The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood.

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I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

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