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My candle burns at both ends
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light.

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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?

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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

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Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.

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Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try to live up to it.

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When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most disagreeable first.

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Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent.

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If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.

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Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.

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Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

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