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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.

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There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.

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I am a deeply superficial person.

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Walking is the best possible exercise. Habituate yourself to walk very far.

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I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.

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Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.

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All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway.

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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one to slander you, and the other to get the news to you.

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What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.

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