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My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.

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Never do anything when you are in a temper, for you will do everything wrong.

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You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.

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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.

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Never have children, only grandchildren.

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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.

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Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your stomach empty. Then, when you get angry, there will be sufficient room for your rage.

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Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.

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