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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

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If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.

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Laugh and the world laughs with you;
Weep and you weep alone;
For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth,
but has trouble enough of its own.

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Be still sad heart and cease repining;
Behind the clouds the sun is shining,
Thy fate is the common fate of all,
Into each life a little rain must fall,
Some days must be dark and dreary.

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Remember that it is far better to follow well than to lead indifferently.

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To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.

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A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.

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There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.

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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.

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There are two ways of meeting difficulties. You alter the difficulities or you alter yourself to meet them.

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