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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

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Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything.

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The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.

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It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

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An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.

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An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

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Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.

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Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness, and the serious look may be the sober veil that covers a divine peace and joy.

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Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.

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He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.

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