Today Quotes
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.W. C. Fields
Unless a man or woman has experienced the darkness of the soul he or she can know nothing of that transforming laughter without which no hint of the ultimate reality of the opposites can be faintly intuited.Helen Luke
He must not laugh at his own wheeze. A snuff box has no right to sneeze.Dave Preston
It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor.Shaftesbury
Humor - the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.Author Unknown
Imagination was given man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.Author Unknown
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.Author Unknown
Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises; for never intending to go beyond promises; it costs nothing.Edmund Burke
No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures.Samuel Johnson
False face must hide what the false heart doth know.William Shakespeare