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I never know how much of what I say is true.

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For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.

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Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

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I improve on misquotation.

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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do.

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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.

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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

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Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.

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