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A politician is an arse upon which everybody has sat except a man

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I am not a great cook, I am not a great artist, but I love art, and I love food, so I am the perfect traveller.

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In the end, everything is a gag.

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There are people who make things happen,
those who watch what happens,
and those who wonder what happened.

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I was born at the age of 12 on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot.

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I sing all kinds.

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Man, I was tame compared to what they do now, are you kidding ? All that I ever did was just jiggle.

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Take care of the fans and they will sure as hell take care of you.

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The worthwhile problems are the ones you can really solve or help solve, the ones you can really contribute something to.

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There is no harm in doubt and scepticism, for it is through these that new discoveries are made.

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