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You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.

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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

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Usability is like oxygen -- you never notice it until it is missing...

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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.

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Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity;
an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill- designed for the purpose.

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We are all travelers in the wilderness of the World, and the best that we can find in our travels is an honest friend.

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Too much rest is rust.

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