Today Quotes
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The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.Calvin Trillin
Chastity: the most unnatural of the sexual perversions.Aldous Huxley
A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized.John Barrymore
Democracy: The substitution of election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.George Bernard Shaw
New York: where everyone mutinies but no one deserts.Harry Hershfield
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.Voltaire
My heart is pure as the driven slush.Tallulah Bankhead
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.Henry David Thoreau, Walden, Conclusion, 1854
God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.Benjamin Franklin
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.Fran Lebowitz