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An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.

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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

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He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.

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Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable.

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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

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Men, like nails, lose their usefulness when they lose direction and begin to bend.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.

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Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

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Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did.

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Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

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