Today Quotes
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Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.Voltaire
If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.Rene Descartes
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.Rita Rudner
Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections. For love which hath ends, will have an end; whereas that which is founded on true virtue, will always continue.John Dryden
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.Joseph Addison
The smaller the mind the greater the conceit.Aesop
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.Bernard Bailey
The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.John Blake
The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.Thomas Carlyle
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.James Thurber, in Edward R. Murrow television interview