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Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

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Strangers are just family you have yet to come to know.

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Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from the inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harm we do, we do to ourselves.

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We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty.

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The Courage that we all prize and seek is not the courage to die decently, but to live manfully.

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Is demum miser est, cuius nobilitas miserias nobilitat.
(Indeed, wretched the man whose fame makes his misfortunes famous.)

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Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.

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When you have a child, the world has a hostage.

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To see a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wildflower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour.

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When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.

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