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To see a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wildflower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour.

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When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.

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The "highest" states of mind held up before mankind by christianity as of supreme value, are actually forms of convulsive epilepsy.

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To save your world you asked this man to die;
Would this man, could he see you now, ask why?

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In case you never noticed, the path you never chose has chosen you.

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A picture can say 1000 words but it can also inspire you to write 1000 more.

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Friends are great and always seem to work by the appropriate will of God.

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I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it.

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Religiously strict people, who judge themselves without mercy, are also those who have most often spoken ill of mankind in general.

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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

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