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Success: Set your standarts high, and do not stop till you reach them.

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Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth...

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We made too many wrong mistakes.

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What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand? Ah, what then?

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Proud people breed sad sorrows for themselves.

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Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant "idiot".

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A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.

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Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his customers wanted meals properly balanced between the four food groups: sugar, starch, grease and burnt crunchy bits.

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If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.

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Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street- cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.

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