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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

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I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes.

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Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishfull thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and freedoms.

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The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dream shall never die.

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Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.

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When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or informs you that there are bigger and better things to worry about.

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I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.

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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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We never regret having eaten too little.

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Depend upon it, after all, Thomas, Literature is the most noble of professions. In fact, it is about the only one fit for a man. For my own part, there is no seducing me from the path.

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