Today Quotes
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Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.William Shakespeare
I improve on misquotation.Cary Grant
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.Lily Tomlin
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.Douglas Adams
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do.Dale Carnegie
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.Henry Cate VII
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.Quentin Crisp
Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.Alan Dean Foster, To the Vanishing Point
If you believe everything you read, better not read.Japanese proverb
I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it.Garrison Keillor