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Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.

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The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.

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Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman. The right sort of woman can distinguish between Creative Lassitude and plain shiftlessness.

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Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.

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In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.

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I sometimes think that the saving grace of America lies in the fact that the overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities- a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.

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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

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Murder is unique in that it abolishes the party it injures, so that society has to take the place of the victim and on his behalf demand atonement or grant forgiveness; it is the one crime in which society has a direct interest.

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Genuine goodness is threatening to those at the opposite end of the moral spectrum.

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When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page.

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