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Everything that can be invented has been invented.

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Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.

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This coffee plunges into the stomach...the mind is aroused, and ideas pour forth like the battalions of the Grand Army on the field of battle.... Memories charge at full gallop...the light cavalry of comparisons deploys itself magnificently; the artillery of logic hurry in with their train of ammunition; flashes of wit pop up like sharp-shooters.

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The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.

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Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual.

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

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Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.

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Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

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Whenever you fall, pick up something

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Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.

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