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Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
(Entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity.)

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Theories should be as simple as possible, but not simpler.

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Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.

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An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.

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Never be entirely idle; but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating or endeavoring something for the public good.

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We gladly feast on those who would subdue us ... not just pretty words, Fester.

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If you were to destroy in mankind the belief in immortality, not only love but every living force maintaining the life of the world would at once be dried up. Moreover, nothing then would be immoral, everything would be permissible, even cannibalism.

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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

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God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December.

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