Random Quotes
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.Joan Rivers
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.Lillian Day
The woman whose behavior indicates that she will make a scene if she is told the truth asks to be deceived.Elizabeth Jenkins
Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.Judith Stern
Excessive literary production is a social offense.George Eliot, a.k.a. Mary Ann Evans
To fall in love you have to be in the state of mind for it to take, like a disease.Nancy Mitford
The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.Mark Twain, in Christian Science
In love there are things --- bodies and words.Joyce Carol Oates
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.Mae West
Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.Iris Murdoch