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Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.

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I only drink to make other people seem interesting.

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Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

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Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.

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The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.

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When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.

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The world is divided into people who do things and people who get the credit

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You have to work years in hit shows to make people sick and tired of you, but you can accomplish this in a few weeks on television.

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To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.

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When you hire people that are smarter than you are, you prove you are smarter than they are.

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