Random Quotes
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Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.Karl Marx
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate.Diogenes the Cynic (412 to 323 B.C.)
I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?Ronnie Shakes
I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.J. D. Salinger
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.George Bernard Shaw
When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.H. Allen Smith
Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.H. L. Mencken
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible.Margaret Mead
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.Oscar Wilde
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money.Benjamin Franklin